HomeDepot ran out of astroturf

It is out of season so they consolidate the stuff to specific stores.

New plan: stain or lacquer the wood in my bed. Right now it is just raw beech ply.

crop circles ideation

Photoshop: crop circles as the sole imprint of a giant running shoe. two different scales: human and ant.
Doormat: astroturf doormat with crop circles (not my idea)
Carpet: shag carpet with crop circles